Oct
To Master Such A Tiny Ball, Should Not Be Very Hard At All
Howdy fellow golfer,
For the past couple of weeks, I’ve been slacking on your daily golf tips email. I’m not sure why -
Maybe it’s the weather turning cold here in Colorado…
Maybe I’m just getting lazy.
Maybe it’s because I’ve been on vacation.
(yep, that’s probably it)
In any case, the silent treatment is OVER!
Let the golf tips resume!
Here is a golf poem for you, sent to us by Chris W. in New York. Hope you enjoy.
(Hey, if you have any good golf jokes, tips, pics, send ‘em our way! Maybe we’ll share it with everybody, like the poem below.)
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Golf Poem.
In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.
Oh How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By Its Size I Could Not Guess,
Of The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I’ve Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.
My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
Since I Chose To Play This Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.
It Has Made Me Curse And Made Me Cry,
And Hate Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises Me A Thing Called Par,
If I Hit It Straight And Hit it Far.
To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses.
It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
And Disappears Before My Eyes.
Often It Will Have A Whim,
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.
With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
If Only It Would Find The Hole.
It’s Made Me Whimper Like A Pup
And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Ball Knows … I’ll Be Back Tomorrow.
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Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls!
A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud. Almost feels like a hybrid.
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To learn more about the Scorecard and Statistics module, and how you can
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